Hopping

I have been on 2 planes so far and about 2/3 of the way home. The standby list has 53 names on it, and there were only 4 seats available, so I took the route less traveled, on small planes with multiple stops, and so far am making progress. I was supposed to be at home in my hammock about 4 and a half hours ago, but instead I am eating a Cheddar Bacon Burger in Salt Lake City, which it turn out, according to the BBC, has the lowest (10%) trace amounts of cocaine found on its currency. Washington DC has the highest(95%), in case you were wondering. The internet is full of useful information.I hope I get to sleep in my own bed tonight.