Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Learn to Pee

I forgot to tell you all about ryans peeing problem. If you have ever ridden with him you knw ou have to stop like every 5 minutes so he can adjust his seat or pee.. well anyways, in the circuit race saturday he had to pee, and cant pee off his bike like a real pro so he pulled over at a point when he thought the pace had slowed down a bit. i was going to wait but he said no thanks. anyways, about 2 laps later i start looking for him in the pack and drift to the back. he is so where to be found. I guess it was an extra long pee and by the time he finished we were all long gone. He chased for about a lap and a half as hard as he could but didnt ever get back on and lost 10 minutes. what a dork!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

guess you could say he 'pissed his race away', har har!

Anonymous said...

You sure he wasn't yankin' it in the woods and thinking about you?

Barb said...

Real pros just tie a knot in it and grit their teeth!

Anonymous said...

that sounds aweful

Anonymous said...

plant tomatoes, onions, basil

Anonymous said...

that sounds good. i am a bird, your brown polyester turd. everybody knows.

jAndy donka-donk said...

hell yeah,

I got two extra dollas for the omnium sport I slipped into cause of his bladder...