Saturday, December 17, 2005

Goose Check?

Today while I was out riding in the nice balmy 36 degree weather I passed a sign for the "Goose Check". I have no idea what that is but I am assuming it is either like a coat check, but for your goose, or maybe they can give your goose a check up for the crazy chicken flu virus, but I dont know if a goose can actually get that, plus it didnt say "Goose Check-up", just "Goose Check", so i really have no idea. Further along a massive retard truck, aka Chevey Tahoe, passed me and on the back it had a large sticker proclaming the owner as belonging to the "Thick Chick Racing" club. Awesome. I almost fell of my bike at that one. Gotta love those fat girls. Yeah I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny,I'm a freak. Never stoped me from getting busy...

And I am out

3 comments:

Skauskas said...

Hey,
I like your goose check story, you inspired me to set up my own blog, which I have not written anything in yet. I figured I would eventually see a sign that does not make sense and I could write about it in my blog and say like: "I saw this sign that said "stick check" and I was like "what the hell" than a girl drove by in a hummer with a nader/laduke sticker on the back and I fainted" It will be great.

Anonymous said...

Goose Check? How bout a lyrics Check, sucka? You's got's em all miscombobulated.

Anonymous said...

suck it matson